Like a real thug, only smaller. Usually age 9-17 year old children who aspire to be a crime lord drug dealing womanizing playa. They take themselves very seriously, attempt to emulate eminem, and are offended when patted on the head or scratched behind their ears. They have very limited vocabularies, so use small words that end with -izzle.

Those kids at the mall wearing oversized jersey's they probably ganked from their older siblings and cockeyed baseball caps. Usually scrawny kids with scowling faces.

thuglet by Kaoptix February 6, 2005

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tugley

shortened form of "too ugly"

In terms of severeness from least to greatest:

Ugly (least ugly)
Fugly (uglier)
Tugley (ugliest)

Usually used as an adjective to describe someone or something. In addition, it can be used in degrees e.g. tugley, tuglier, tugliest.

*Often misspelled as "tugly"*

Many people like Justin Beiber but I think he's tugley.

Slums are one of the tugliest places to live in.

Canny is such a tugley name but its meaning is even tuglier (see "half *** half ***" definition).

I think shetland sheepdogs (shelties) are tugley- looking animals.

tugley by CannyVanni January 4, 2011

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turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.

Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.

turlet treat by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016

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Thuglette

children trying to dress or act like gangsters or thugs

Stan:Damn, look at those 12 year old gangsters getting off that bus!

Fran: I know, this town is overrun with thuglettes.

Thuglette by list-easy October 9, 2008

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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