tullet

A toupe that is in the hair style of a mullet.

Even when Larry yelled at me, I couldn't help to think "this dude has a tullet!"

by Andy Glick April 2, 2008

tullet

tullet is the name of a man that has a mullet hairstyle and talks like he is a man of authority

eg: 'Guys youve been awesome and have really stepped up!'says tullet

Hey walking talking mullet that must be tullet

by jennymullet November 3, 2006

Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...

ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

by Justbeatinchicks April 22, 2011

tuglet

tuglet is a wank that consists of 5 tugs or less.

i had a spare 30seconds so i helped myself to a tuglet

by Kyle Maguire April 22, 2007

turlet treat

Any food item comsumed while sitting on a public turlet, due to incapability of holding in one's grumpy long enough to finish a meal.

Most commonly occurs during a bang bang or the highly stigmatized double bang bang.

Steve indulged in a turlet treat at the local pizzeria.

by Grumpelstiltzkin January 18, 2016

turlet

An American dialect variant for toilet. This particular slang word is used most commonly in Indiana, the lower Midwest. However, the area from Philadelphia to the New York City area in the Mid-Atlantic states.

You didn't flush the turlet!

by A Hoosier April 5, 2005

tullen

a dumb fuck, tullen symbolises deafness and stupidity

he has a std worm in his ear and a foot infection

man tullen is festy

can you give tullen his ear meds

by travisscottburgerextraslime March 14, 2022