Tugs

1. Noun: Hand Job
2. Verb: To masturbate a man's penis, to give them a hand job

1)
Person 1: Will you give me tug?
2)
Person 1:
Carl and Maise are under the covers right now
Person 2:

Damn, is Carl getting the Lurps or the Tugs?

Tugs by AndIStillMoveOn October 13, 2010

Tugs

dis nigga a real one, aint no snitch nun gone pull u niggas apart

Dis Nigga Tugs be lackin

Tugs by tugss September 9, 2020

tugs

tugs is the most amazing cat in the world.

lily the good nut: tugs is so cute

lily the bad nut: yes i know that is why i chose him over his brother

tugs by your only friend December 28, 2020

tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

tugs by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

Tugs at my testees by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Tugs-Erdene

Best athlete in the game. GOAT of all thangs. Sexy af. Hates black women.

"Damn Tugs-Erdene spitting"

Tugs-Erdene by your mama love me <3 August 24, 2022

two tugs on a roosack 

An Australian saying introduced late 2000's, derived from a reasonably well known saying from across the ditch: "two shakes of a lambs tail".

Used as a measure of time - in the not too distant future.

Mate 1: You got a minit mate?
Mate 2: True blue mate, I'll be there in two tugs on a roosack mate.

two tugs on a roosack by TrueBlueOcca February 8, 2010