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Getting Tutored 

To get a vasectomy.

From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.
Getting Tutored by Theo September 17, 2004
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Donkey Tubered 

When something doesn't go quite as planned resulting in a negative outcome, eg (Ass Rooted)
"I was riding my bike and hit a curb"

"What happened then"

"I got Donkey Tubered!!"
Donkey Tubered by Donkey Tuber January 3, 2010
That day the boy took a Tuborg instead of a Carlsberg; Alas he was now a man.
tuborg by RottenMeat February 18, 2004

Tubonercumlosis 

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.
Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"
Tobore is a very lovable character. He is very friendly but can be mean at times if you annoy him. He is very good looking, may be called buff at times and can be funny to impress. He knows how to make many girls happy.
Hey Tobore, looking buff.
Tobore by itzTBoi December 13, 2014
a mans best friend. (closer than any dog.) Proof for the two borgs are better than one theory coming soon.
i woke up and i found that the tuborg had found its way into my bed.
tuborg by pat o dwyer October 11, 2006