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Getting Tutored
To get a vasectomy.
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
Getting Tutored by Theo September 17, 2004
Related Words
tubore • tuborg • tutoree • Tibored • Taboret • Tobore • toboreculosis • Toboren • tuboneaphone • Tubonercumlosis
Donkey Tubered
Donkey Tubered by Donkey Tuber January 3, 2010
tuborg
tuborg by RottenMeat February 18, 2004
Tubonercumlosis
A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.
Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"
Tubonercumlosis by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021
tuborg
a mans best friend. (closer than any dog.) Proof for the two borgs are better than one theory coming soon.
tuborg by pat o dwyer October 11, 2006
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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