Theo's definitions

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

Invictus Maneo

freedom of brain expand

blow my brain softwarely

by theo September 5, 2003

esham

An East Detroit rapper.
Acronym: East Side Hoes and Money

e to tha s to tha h to tha m, East Side Hoes and Money

by theo April 3, 2005

Hatshit

Someone who likes to think they're some type of vampire-gangster hybrid. Particpates in gothic activites and does nought but detract from communities.

See also: retard, dickhead.

Oh, fuck off, Hatshit. Go suck some blood or something.

by Theo March 24, 2005