Theo's definitions
Someone who likes to think they're some type of vampire-gangster hybrid. Particpates in gothic activites and does nought but detract from communities.
See also: retard, dickhead.
See also: retard, dickhead.
by Theo March 24, 2005
Get the Hatshitmug. 
If you wanted to go to a Southern school, but Duke and U.Va weren't for you because they've enrolled too many "coloreds," and, besides, you had a 670 combined SAT and 1.9 GPA from a random Virginia day school, you're headed to Hampden-Sydney. There, you and a group of like-minded Abercrombie & Fitch-sporting retards can whittle away four years drinking, listening to Creedence, banging skanks from Sweetbriar, drinking, and pretending that the South won the War of Northern Aggression. You can also pretend that the fact that you're wearing a cowrie shell necklace under J. Crew flannels makes you rebellious, that the fact that you're wearing a "Fighting Cocks" baseball cap makes you witty, and that the fact that you attended HSC will make you a useful and productive member of society. If you don't ever want to face the fact that the world expands Westward of the mighty Mississippi and northward of the Mason Dixon line, HSC is a great place to start putting your head in the sand and your thumb up your ass.
Speaks for itself, don't it?
by Theo February 2, 2005
Get the Hampden-Sydneymug. A: How about when I got on the elevator this morning right before the doors shut three of the most obnoxious partners at the firm got on?
B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.
B: Are you kidding? I love starting the morning in a toolkit.
by Theo February 18, 2005
Get the toolkitmug. 
v. to pull a gun. A slangdown of "come out of the bag on;" derived from the fact that guns were sometimes carried in paper bags for purposes of concealment.
That chickenhead swung on Serena and Serena came out the bag on her.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
He got hemmed up by five dudes and none of his boys were around, so he had to come out the bag.
by Theo September 1, 2008
Get the come out the bagmug. Derived from words "tune" and "skie," means the exact same thing as "tunes." That is, music. See also, tuneskers.
by Theo April 4, 2005
Get the tuneskiesmug.