Theo's definitions

mad handles

having amazing abilities with a basketball

extreme handles

Allen Iverson
steve traylor
me

by Theo February 16, 2005

maneurysm

Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.

When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.

God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.

by Theo June 22, 2006

Schiavo (ed)

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

Man! After that 1/8 th of Kind we were way
Schiavoed!

by Theo April 6, 2005

no handles

having no skill when dribbling a basketball

lacking handles

Shaq, infants, people who golf, etc.

by Theo February 16, 2005

Strawberry Glaze

WHen a chick is suckin you off you take it out b4 you cum, punch her in the face, causing a nose bleed, and cum on it.

i gave her the strawberry glaze

by theo February 5, 2004

Instrumentum Mortaria

samoerai in there own shit.

www.linux-robotics.org trying to get the hacking theater up again. A kind of flying dutchman.

by theo November 12, 2003

esham

An East Detroit rapper.
Acronym: East Side Hoes and Money

e to tha s to tha h to tha m, East Side Hoes and Money

by theo April 3, 2005