Taboret

Basically a really cool friend, now don’t get me wrong there are other really cool friends out there, but not as best of a friend as you’ll ever find of a “Taboret”, if you ever come across a “Taboret” cherish them, they’re the best type of person out there.

Person 1: “I have this really cool friend..”
Person 2: “ohhh I see? Are they as cool as Taboret though?”
Person 1: “maybe”

Taboret by Subscribe to pubes June 13, 2022

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Taboritsky

Funni clock man

I like Taboritsky

Taboritsky by vxcb May 3, 2021

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Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) by secreperson October 13, 2021

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Taoreto

Taoreto is a masculine man with lots of women around him 24/7. He's also a hero who was very mighty and was very strong, he's the most respected handsome man ever. He's also the Acient Persian God of Deez and the ruler of the world.

He has a big ego and great sense of humor and the IQ of 469. Very respectful and has strong morals. He's the perfect family man to have.

guy #1: Hey did you see the coolest man in the history of men today?!
guy #2: Yes I did!! He was so handsome, masculine and had such great humor that I almost passed out.

Woman #1: Did you see Taoreto's dick!?!?
Woman #2: Yes! It was bigger than the trunk of an elephant!!

Taoreto by The Wock January 10, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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