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trumpenis 

a small, ugly, limp penis that cannot satisfy a women or a man
Betty: Johnny acts like such an arrogant ass and always bragging

Joan: Yeah I heard from Rhonda who slept with him that he has trumpenis
Betty: Oh that explains it
trumpenis by yugeguy February 2, 2017
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Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

Trumpenstein 

Any person who voted for Trump for President and wishes constantly to argue their points on how great Trump is and what a wonderful leader he will b
Those Trumpensteins really believe Trump will make America great again.
Trumpenstein by Meanolmeow December 19, 2016

trumpenstein 

An individual who bullies others into accepting his or her personal viewpoints and perspectives through their use of propaganda, intimidation and scare tactics.
“It wasn’t long before the entire staff realized they were now working for a trumpenstein.”
trumpenstein by BlackOpStar May 7, 2017

Trumpelstiltskin 

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.
"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.
Trumpelstiltskin by NiraMillson February 5, 2017

Trumpencestance 

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
We are now victims of Trumpencestance.
Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016

Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.
The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.
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