Trumpenisium

A very heavy element with an atomic number of .5 and a mass of 10,000.5. This element only has half a Proton that is condensed in size by the large number of 10,000 Neutrons that compress it into the middle of the nucleus. Only two Electrons exist in the first and only orbital shell giving this Element a negative polarity which makes it very unpopular with all the other elements. This element also has a tiny Electromagnetic moment that will not allow for any permanent bonding with other elements. There is presently no perceived functional use for Trumpenisium.

The element Trumpenisium only exists in a vacuum that resists all logical explanation.

by Mad Macgog April 2, 2026

trumpenism

The version of feminism exhibited by Donald J. Trump, characterized by holding and fiercely defending contradicting attitudes towards women with no regard for his own past precedents. Specific tenets are
1. continually rating and quantifying women and making his evaluations publicly known
2. believing that, despite offending them, he will win women voters "just because"
3. saying, in all seriousness "Nobody has more respect for women than me.", while simultaneously:

i constantly mansplaining

ii bragging about his own acts of sexual assault

iii facing a trial for the accused rape of a 13 year old child

iv being involved in debates on public media defending his misogynistic comments and actions

v victim-blaming the women accusing him of sexual assault by suggesting they only want fame

vi never exhibiting remorse

Donald Trump displayed fierce Trumpenism by believing that people would be swayed by his pathetic apology for his lewd comments in the past.

by Peter Nickeleater October 19, 2016