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Trumpelstiltskin 

Trump / el / stilt / skin.

A deceitful gnome who will demand the first born children of all american households unless they can reveal his true identify -- before it's too late.
"Trumpelstiltskin!" said Americans, thereby revealing the fraud before it was too late, prompting the House of Representatives to commence impeachment proceedings.
Trumpelstiltskin by NiraMillson February 5, 2017
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Trumpelstiltskin 

A person who takes babies from mothers as leverage.
The President said he was going to take all the babies from immigrant mothers unless someone could guess his name.

Then he went dancing around the White House lawn singing...

"Tonight tonight, my policies I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the babies I take. The immigrants will never win the game, for Trumpelstiltskin is my name."

The world heard his wicked song then screamed out "Trumpelstiltskin" and called his bluff.

Trumpelstiltskin 

Is an American fairy tale of an American dictator that is a vile creature, similar to a troll, and with an enormous ego. This creature encourages great violence, while promising his followers that he will reward them with a pardon or bail them out of jail.
Trumpelstiltskin was seen in Tampa Florida preparing for his inauguration.
Trumpelstiltskin by 2studio March 9, 2021

trumplestiltskin 

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.
Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!
trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train 

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax
1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

frumpelstiltskin 

when a person spends all day in sweats or pyjamas and gets large amounts of stuff done, all without getting ready or dressed properly.

A combination of frumpy + Rumpelstiltskin.
"What are you up to today?"

"I got up early and I've just been Frumpelstiltskin all day, getting shit done at home. I didn't even brush my teeth."

Grumpelstiltskin 

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"
Grumpelstiltskin by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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