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trumpenism

The version of feminism exhibited by Donald J. Trump, characterized by holding and fiercely defending contradicting attitudes towards women with no regard for his own past precedents. Specific tenets are
1. continually rating and quantifying women and making his evaluations publicly known
2. believing that, despite offending them, he will win women voters "just because"
3. saying, in all seriousness "Nobody has more respect for women than me.", while simultaneously:

i constantly mansplaining

ii bragging about his own acts of sexual assault

iii facing a trial for the accused rape of a 13 year old child

iv being involved in debates on public media defending his misogynistic comments and actions

v victim-blaming the women accusing him of sexual assault by suggesting they only want fame

vi never exhibiting remorse
Donald Trump displayed fierce Trumpenism by believing that people would be swayed by his pathetic apology for his lewd comments in the past.
trumpenism by Peter Nickeleater October 19, 2016
Words you can keep

Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017

Trumpenstein 

Any person who voted for Trump for President and wishes constantly to argue their points on how great Trump is and what a wonderful leader he will b
Those Trumpensteins really believe Trump will make America great again.
Trumpenstein by Meanolmeow December 19, 2016

trumpenstein 

An individual who bullies others into accepting his or her personal viewpoints and perspectives through their use of propaganda, intimidation and scare tactics.
“It wasn’t long before the entire staff realized they were now working for a trumpenstein.”
trumpenstein by BlackOpStar May 7, 2017

Trumpmenistan 

Trumpmenistan refers to Trump administration. It is derived from Turkmenistan, a Central Asian

country, that until recently was ruled an autocratic and totalitarian ruler, Saparmurat Atayevich.
The word implies a administration that undermines freedom of speech and press, advocates racism,

xenophobia and Islamophobia, and promotes torture...

See also:
Trumpmenbashi
Meanwhile in Trumpmenistan, torture absolutely works (according to Trumpmenbashi)...
In Trumpmenistan, sizes (be it Trump's hand or inauguration crowd) matter a lot...
Trumpmenistan by Andy8Kahn January 27, 2017

Trumpenese 

when Donald trump takes over the world and declares this as the new official language
i Hate learning trumpenese its so gay
Trumpenese by Star The Smol Child September 7, 2016

Trumpotism 

(noun) The nepotism practiced by Donald J. Trump while in office as the 45th president of the United States of America.

Related words: trumplify, trumplift
The 45th U.S. president trumplifted many of his own family and friends, earning him the best new word in urbandictionary.com: "Trumpotism"
Trumpotism by millstone December 8, 2020
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