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Trumpenese 

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
Trumpenese by MPHStu January 22, 2017
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Trumpenese 

when Donald trump takes over the world and declares this as the new official language
i Hate learning trumpenese its so gay
Trumpenese by Star The Smol Child September 7, 2016

trumpnesia

The inability to remember any comment or statement that you made a day, week or month ago about an issue. You deny any past statements or decisions that contradict with the current truth or reality of the moment. The Donald, Trump, Donald Trump, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trump bump, Trumpster, candidate, amnesia, forget, deny, denial
I can't believe the moderator let Trump get away with that statement. He totally flip-flopped on his immigration plan. John, you are watching the master at work, that's Trump using Trumpnesia to win the argument.
trumpnesia by joecoolthefool September 7, 2016

Trumpenstein 

Any person who voted for Trump for President and wishes constantly to argue their points on how great Trump is and what a wonderful leader he will b
Those Trumpensteins really believe Trump will make America great again.
Trumpenstein by Meanolmeow December 19, 2016

trumpenstein 

An individual who bullies others into accepting his or her personal viewpoints and perspectives through their use of propaganda, intimidation and scare tactics.
“It wasn’t long before the entire staff realized they were now working for a trumpenstein.”
trumpenstein by BlackOpStar May 7, 2017

Trumpencestance 

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
We are now victims of Trumpencestance.
Trumpencestance by djchronic December 8, 2016

Trumpeteer 

A Trumpeteer is someone who uses a TrumpetBox Aura to create a unique offline experience that aides in the effective promotion of businesses, products, persons, groups, goods, information, and services to people directly on their WiFi enabled mobile devices while on the go.
Bill told the graphic designer to include his Trumpeteer info on his business card, so that others can locate him on his TrumpetBox.
Trumpeteer by TMTInc. November 28, 2018