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tromboning 

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone
a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.
tromboning by brewlio May 11, 2007
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tromboning 

Verb.
A rather impractical sex act where a woman or man rims a man's ringpiece while simultaneously reaching round to give it some elbow on his prok sword, the action being akin to playing a trombone.
Les Dennis was shocked when he came home early and found his wife Amanda tromboning Neil Morrisey again.
tromboning by Kev April 8, 2006
Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.
I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.
Trumbling by 1<l10mmm November 9, 2016

tromboning 

oral stimulation by tongue on a willfully-willing male's sphincter while masturbating his donger, by an ..oh, musician?
hit it down a bit hon, C-note is too high!
tromboning by hytham_hammer April 10, 2006
To trumble, when a big girl (not just fat, big too) is being annoying and not really realizing she is big. Literally referring to the manner in which she moves: trumbling from place to place, but also just her general existence.
Julie came trumbling into class with lunch in hand again. She eats during class EVERY TIME!
You are officially shook like a queen and you’re quaking but your having a bodyquake
Becky OMFG I’m TRUMBLING
Trumbling by HaraVargara January 3, 2018
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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