1<l10mmm's definitions

Trumbling

Anticipatory anxiety, possibly inducing physical trembling, that President Donald Trump's policy-making decisions will cause irreparable society-wide socioeconomic suffering and global geopolitical destabilization.

I'm so afraid that President Trump will go ahead with the action he's considering taking, that I'm trumbling.

by 1<l10mmm November 9, 2016

Tindered Spirits

Two individuals whose match on the dating service Tinder results in the establishment of a long-term, committed, loving, successful romantic relationship, although not one necessarily limited to the structure and dictates of a traditional, closed, monogamous relationship.

While they met via Tinder, and likely both had the intention of casually hooking up on their fateful first date , Jack and Jill were Tindered Spirits, and instead of merely having sex that night, they eagerly planned a second date.

by 1<l10mmm November 3, 2016

Emojional

(of a person) having the tendency to express intense emotions habitually via text messages composed primarily of emojis, esp. as opposed to communicating such feelings through a different medium and/or more verbally directly.

(of a text message) comprised of mostly if not entirely of emojis that communicate personally critical emotionality

I know Raekwon's emojional friend is currently extremely upset, but this text is indecipherable: what could they possibly hope to communicate starting with Panda Bear face, followed by Syringe, Orange Cocktail, Pill, and Barber Pole emojis?

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Black-Swan

Originating as a joke featured in the TV series, Broad City, and referencing multiple scenes from the film, Black Swan, to Black-Swan someone is to stealthily approach an unsuspecting victim, esp. an acquaintance, from behind, wait silently from a short distance for the target to turn around, and to opportunistically startle them by standing motionless and displaying a batshit-intense, emotionless, I-watch-you-while-you-sleep, and unblinking stare.

I was minding my own business, finishing up at work, looking for a document I needed to work on at home that weekend, when my BFFL, suddenly at my place of business and looking deeply into my eyes, Black-Swanned me so badly I screamed and possibly farted.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

Ladytum

When prefixed with "L", the word adytum, which defines the innermost sanctuary of an ancient Greek temple, refers to a vagina.

Men have penises, women have ladytums, but we all have butts.

by 1<l10mmm November 1, 2016

iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.

Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

Haloween

1. A celebration of Halloween guided by any socially conservative, risk-averse, non-hard-partying approach and mentality, esp. based off of the rejection of mainstream youth culture’s emphasis on the holiday as an opportunity to party and/or to commit mischievous acts rather than one to appreciate horror as a cultural form and for young children to festively trick-or-treat.

2. A Halloween night during which one acts well-behaved.

Actually, this year I’ll be celebrating Haloween instead: no popping bottles in VIP in my bunny tail onesie or kitten ear headbands.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016