to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone
a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.
to speak non-sensical , meaningless or pointless statements or comments.
"quit yo' jibba jabba, fool"
Mr T - The A-Team
a swingers game, based on the popular tennis tournament. A 4 player game where everybody gets their assholes licked clean. Also spectator sport.
Bob: "me and the missus will pop over for a game of rimbledon with you and the wife later, please wash your starfish this time Malcolm !"
inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'
the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
Buy a
shit-moustache
mug!
the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood
(also as 'bell flem')
trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm
a noxious odor or smell
that's giving off a right horrible twim
the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy
saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"
