by brewlio April 29, 2007
the type of discharges usually secreting from the urethra when a venereal disease is present. Often greenish, thick in texture. sometimes flecked with blood
(also as 'bell flem')
(also as 'bell flem')
trying to urinate from his scabby chopper was painfull. all that popped out of his piss pipe was bell phlegm
by brewlio April 29, 2007
the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy
saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"
by brewlio April 29, 2007
inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.
whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'
the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache
by brewlio April 29, 2007
a swingers game, based on the popular tennis tournament. A 4 player game where everybody gets their assholes licked clean. Also spectator sport.
Bob: "me and the missus will pop over for a game of rimbledon with you and the wife later, please wash your starfish this time Malcolm !"
by brewlio June 09, 2007
Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy
by brewlio April 29, 2007