brewlio's definitions

twim

a noxious odor or smell

that's giving off a right horrible twim

by brewlio May 11, 2007

bagrash

the condition of not washing testicles, which results in the gonads being spotty, sweaty, chapped or itchy

saying to someone who is constantly itching their testicles "I'd get to the doctor with that bagrash"

by brewlio May 11, 2007

shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

tromboning

to perform analingus on a male partner whilst masturbating his erect penis at the same time. with reference to the mouth piece and sliding arm of the popular brass instrument, the trombone

a homosexual man asks another would he like to come back to his for a 'spot of tromboning'.

by brewlio May 11, 2007

chippy

as in chipolata. in reference to a male penis that is no bigger than a cocktail sausage.

Derek had promised his partner for the night a big fat sausage. Jan was disappointed when he only pulled out little chippy

by brewlio May 11, 2007

mub

to rub your hand up the crease of your buttocks and around your anus, then ambushing an unsuspecting victim with the same hand ih their face (whilst shouting 'mub' at them)

mub is bum backwards

boasting to a friend :"I leapt out and gave him the mub, he was discusted".

to mub someone

by brewlio May 11, 2007

brown eye

reference to an individual exposing their sphincter to others for humour.

whilst one all fours, naked, he parts his buttocks at the party ahead and exclaims "look at my brown eye !"

by brewlio May 11, 2007