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trollplay 

A form of online roleplay in which you troll your unfortunate chat partner.

The best trollplays are when you get your chat partner (usually a basement-dweller or pedophile) really worked up, and when he's just about to ejaculate into his dirty sweatpants, you drop the troll-bomb.
A chatlog from an Omegle trollplay:

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f
You: f
You: u?
You: f 17 NY city
You: how about you??
Stranger: 18 m nj
Stranger: u gotta facebook
You: cool
You: uh huh
You: cybersex?
Stranger: yea sure if u want
Stranger: can i add u
You: dyou wnna start?
You: if you make me cum:D
Stranger: ok ok u gotta web came babe
You: nope make sumthng up
You: a horny story
You: with me + u
Stranger: i had this dream about u once
You: i think i had that 2
Stranger: and we were in bed cuddling each other
Stranger: and i took off your clothese and stareted sucking on those big boobs of yours
Stranger: and then i started the lick your meat it was so tender and soft
Stranger: and i ate out your ass hole
You: umm good. I moan and start to rub my breast. You nibble on my nipples.
Stranger: and the i pulled down my pants and u gave me the best blowjob ever and my dick was so wet and ur pussy to so i stuck my dick in there and u stareted screaming
You: I screamed "MY TURN, BITCH" and ripped your dick out of my ass.
Stranger: What?
You: I PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH, AND WHIP OUT MY HUGE PULSATING MEMBER AND RAM IT DEEP INTO YOUR RECTUM!
Stranger: What the fuck?!? freak!!
You: I SAVAGELY RAPE YOU LIKE THE THE DISGUSTING LITTLE FAGGOT YOU ARE! I FUCK YOU UNTIL YOUR ANUS BLEEDS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
trollplay by George McBob January 14, 2011

Trollpasta 

A website made to parody creepypastas in a sarcastric way. Most popular trollpastas are "The Tale of Shrek", "AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT", "Sonic.exe", "THE DAY OF ALL TEH BLOOD", "WHO WAS PHONE!?", etc.
guy1: Have u saw Sonic.exe is now moved on the trollpasta wiki?
guy2: yea its dumb
sonic.exe author: THEYRE PIECES OF SHIT I FKING H8 THEM THEYRE FKING U WOT M8S LETS MAKE PETITIONS, MANIFESTATIONS AND LETS TELL NSA TO BLOCK THE TROLLPASTA WKi!!!!!111!
Trollpasta by JeromeAlbert December 15, 2014

trollphase

A stage in a discussion in which all of the participants are trolling rather than contributing anything constructive.
Melissa: His speech sounded great!
Bernard: But he forgot Poland.
Fred: You're just saying that because you are black.
Bernard: How did you know I was black?

Spectator: They've entered the trollphase.

trollpassing 

A blog on tumblr trolling Adam Lambert in the, most likely, best way possible. Glamberts shouldn't be pissed off because it's made by Glamberts. But some are pissed off anyway, but they're just too sensitive and have no sense of humor. But if the admins would ever read this, I want you to know that you're perfect at what you're doing, just keep going! Whatever, Glamberts should really visit this blog.
Person 1: Did you see those pants Adam lambert wore at the VH1 Divas Red Carpet? Showed the shape of his penis perfectly...
Person 2: Yeah, girl, Trollpassing will know what to do.

Trollplaying 

Roleplaying for the sole purpose of trolling. One who trollplays would be known as a trollplayer.
A user named Albert_Wesker is posting on an Resident Evil board and insists that Leon should be killed off in the next game? He's definitely trollplaying.

rollplayer 

Someone who claims to be a fan of "Role Playing Games" (usually limited to the pen and paper and even more so massively multiplayer online variety) but whom does very little actual "roleplaying". Instead they tend to concentrate more on building the most obscenely powerful character possible, anyway possible, even at the expense of other players fun.
If you are looking for a good massively multiplayer online role playing game I suggest you choose one with a strong roleplaying community, not a rollplaying one.

Player-A cares more about his character than he does about others playing the game. What a rollplayer!
rollplayer by Hic October 7, 2004

trollphy 

Giving a troll an award for outstanding performance. Congratulating a successful troll.
A shiny,glimmering pedestal with a cup on top in the shape of trollface.
John finally won that 5-page long argument on the comment box,so I decided to give him a trollphy.

That troll is worthy of a trollphy.
trollphy by The Haruist March 10, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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