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Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.
Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
Carnival Triumph by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013

trumfuck 

Portmanteau of "dumbfuck" and "Trump", describing uneducated working class people who, against their better interests, fervently support Donald Trump often out of mere spite for intellectuals and liberals. They refuse to listen to any argument about how electing a wealthy oligarch is bad for them as poor people and that Republican politicians have nothing but contempt for them and are actively trying to take away their health care. They will respond to such educated and logical arguments with cries of "Hillary's e-mails" and "Benghazi".
Bob is a working class landscaper who would benefit from socialism but still supports Trump, he's such a trumfuck.
trumfuck by ShinCookie July 11, 2017

One Tug Triumph 

Verb: To ejaculate immediately, upon retracting the foreskin.
Dan- I bet once matt heard shermille's voice he gained an instant Keith. I guarantee he had a one tug triumph.
Reece- OH did he.
One Tug Triumph by Big Bonga June 19, 2013

veiny triumphant bastard 

1. The huge, veiny, pulsing mass of erect glory that is the male penis.

2. An overly triumphant dick that's acting arrogant and condescending over some feat.
1. My dick.

2. Yeah, I beat you in mw2, no big deal. It was only 10-1.
You veiny triumphant bastard.

triumpholic

noun
someone who has a craving for a great victory or achievement.
1. "Gary Vaynerchuk, Steve Jobs & President Trump are literally triumpholics. "

2. Abby - Girl, you sure you wanna do this marketing job?
Sally - Yes. I'm positive asf.

Aby - Go girl...! You are such a triumpholic.
triumpholic by ThisIsLahiru April 14, 2019

triumelephantly 

adverb - in a celebratory, pachydermic manner.
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
triumelephantly by retard girl January 28, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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