The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Gus by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

Triumphant Knee Banger

A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

Triumphant Knee Banger by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

Triumphant Beehive

A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".

Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.

Triumphant Beehive by Sonny Joe Lightning December 12, 2008

Triumphant Bastard

When you have a boner that is just so incredibly hard and magnificent that you cant help but let out a grunt and brag to your friends.

Dude when I got those naked pics of Taylor I had such a Triumphant Bastard.

Triumphant Bastard by 696969696969696969 February 5, 2008

Triumphant Thirds

Being the third person to have sex with another, in succession.

Danny got sloppy seconds and then John had triumphant thirds, tina was very sore.

Triumphant Thirds by smerkis August 25, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026