triumphant

Totally fucking awesome and/or glorious, i.e. Bill And Ted. Used often by metalheads.

"Dude, that chick is so triumphant."

"Holy shit, check out the new Judas Priest–it's totally triumphant!"

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

Triumphant

A word used to describe someone who is superior, better, or victorious over everyone else

Guy1: Dude, I just kicked everyone's ass in my boxing match

Guy2: Man, you are totally triumphant!

by InuXX June 15, 2009

non triumphant

when something is totally not cool

I was having a most non triumphant day, everything was totally bunged up.

by dbammmz October 29, 2006

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

most triumphant

more triumphant than something that qualifies as "more triumphant"

that handjob was most triumphant

by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003

most triumphant

eating a two-foot sub sandwich in under 30 minutes.

-whoa, did you just see that guy throw up 3 separate times?
--i did. but, it's ok. he's most triumphant.
-oh, thanks for clearing that up. my bad. i feel like such a tool.
--don't worry, you're more of a quasi bro/douche bag than a tool.

by bro(mance). September 8, 2010

Triumphant Beehive

A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".

Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.

by Sonny Joe Lightning December 12, 2008