Triumphant

A word used to describe someone who is superior, better, or victorious over everyone else

Guy1: Dude, I just kicked everyone's ass in my boxing match

Guy2: Man, you are totally triumphant!

by InuXX June 15, 2009

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Totally fucking awesome and/or glorious, i.e. Bill And Ted. Used often by metalheads.

"Dude, that chick is so triumphant."

"Holy shit, check out the new Judas Priest–it's totally triumphant!"

by Pyrus August 26, 2004

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Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

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A triumphant knee banger is when you push a girl's head towards your nether regions in hopes of getting a blowie, but you accidentally slam her head against your knee. She then vomits and grosses you out, the toxic waste falls on your crotch, staining your pants with vomit. After a while you realise that it doesn't feel so bad and cum. Hence the name.

Leila: My boyfriend did the triumphant knee banger on me.
Beethoven: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 28, 2018

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Triumphant Beehive

A cruel and unusual sexual manuver which involves: a middle-aged paraplegic mongoloid (perferably a woman), honey, and one of your best-friends. This is where the second half of it comes, in other words, this is where you "Double-team".

Cody, do you remember that one time, long ago in our youth, when we performed the long sought after "The Triumphant Beehive"? Wow, what a messy, messy day.

by Sonny Joe Lightning December 12, 2008

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