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Triumvirate 

When three bros each boss around any given ho. Each bro has equal say in what the ho does. Also, the ho has no say in her own decisions, unless it is determined by a majority vote (of the three bros) that she may make a decision.
Bro 1: Ho, go get me a sandwich.

Ho: No!

Bro 2 & 3: DO IT!

Bro 1: The Triumvirate has spoken.

Ho: Fine..
Triumvirate by Sir. Drinksalot December 20, 2009
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Triumvirate 

When a man receives oral stimulation while watching sports and eating a sandwich that the girl either prepares or pays for. The addition of beer is optional, yet encouraged.

It is the three facets of manhood coming together to be simultaneously exercised.
I have the coolest girlfriend in the world. She totally gave the triumvirate during the game last night.
Triumvirate by Brutnor December 23, 2009

Dinner Triumvirate 

An ancient council of three individuals who decide what time dinner is at each and every night. They are shrouded in mystery and the only proof of their existence is in ancient tomes and scrolls recovered only recently. The power and influence they were said to wield is enormous. If they exist in these modern times, they are the most powerful human beings alive as they control the very nature of all mankind's dinner.
1. As the Dinner Triumvirate have declared it, so shall it be.
Dinner Triumvirate by Flug March 15, 2008

Twink Triumvirate 

The three times in a heterosexual man's life that it is acceptable to engage in homoerotic relations with a gay or straight man.
Note: The occasions differ per person.
Matt successfully completed the second leg of his Twink Triumvirate.

Roman triumverate 

Simutaneaous act of recieving a Roman Shower, Golden shower and brown shower at the same time.
My dream came true. I got the Roman Triumverate from those 3 bitches at the party last night. Now I can die.
Roman triumverate by Zoomp April 22, 2011

tricumvirate 

Its when you have with three girls during the same sitting but have sex with each individually cumming on each face individually.
Bro. You mean to tell me you were elected to the tricumvirate. No way!
tricumvirate by marcopolo August 10, 2012
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