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traumaunction 

An over-dramatized expression of speech (read "sermon") designed to inflict mental trauma in the listeners and inflict fear of condemnation in order to drive one back to the cross daily for more Jesus
The pastor's traumaunction on Sunday morning prompted several to respond to the alter-call.
traumaunction by unreformer May 26, 2018

Traumargument 

The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.
Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.

Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.

Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?

Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
Traumargument by King Kermit February 21, 2022

Traumarous 

An occurrence/incident that could be classed as mildly traumatic to the person whom the incident occurs, but rather amusing to his/her friends and passers by.
A chap falls up the stairs on the escalator. He has no injuries apart from a hit to his pride. This is Traumarous.

The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.
Traumarous by Catbin October 14, 2011

Traumaroused 

The act of simultaneously being traumatized and aroused by someone or something.
Seeing Eric in a sexy unicorn costume left me traumaroused.
Traumaroused by Cyberich November 7, 2016

traumaunction 

An over-dramatized expression of speech designed to inflict mental anguish on the listeners.

Typically "traumaunction" has a religious connotation and is used as a pejorative to refer to a particularly "hell-fire and brimstone" type of church sermon.

In reformed/protestant circles, "traumaunction" is used as a means to inflict fear of condemnation in order to "drive one back to the cross for more Jesus."
Several people responded to the altar-call Sunday morning following the pastor's passionate traumaunction.
traumaunction by unreformer June 6, 2018

TRAUMAUCKING 

It is an unbelievable DRY ANAL FUCK.

This is what the song by LORDE is talking about.
If you want to really FEEL IT then I recommend don't think about getting FUCKED as think about TRAUMAUCKING is getting a real good UCKING.

WHEN you get THE GREEN LIGHT the TRAUMAUCKING is going to start as you may say KING TRAUMA UCK.