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traumaunction
An over-dramatized expression of speech (read "sermon") designed to inflict mental trauma in the listeners and inflict fear of condemnation in order to drive one back to the cross daily for more Jesus
traumaunction by unreformer May 26, 2018
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Traumargument
The obnoxious method of pretending to win an argument by claiming to have more trauma than the person being argued against so the claimant can continue to do whatever they feel like.
Person A: You really shouldn't chew your food with your mouth open. It's disgusting.
Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.
Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?
Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
Person B: I have trauma from when my daddy told me to chew with my mouth closed, and if I chew with my mouth closed I have traumatic flashbacks of my daddy trauma.
Person A: You're making this into a traumargument?
Person B: Mmmmhmmmm. *chews louder with mouth open.
Traumargument by King Kermit February 21, 2022
Traumarous
An occurrence/incident that could be classed as mildly traumatic to the person whom the incident occurs, but rather amusing to his/her friends and passers by.
A chap falls up the stairs on the escalator. He has no injuries apart from a hit to his pride. This is Traumarous.
The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.
The embarrassing chat you had with your boss could be described as traumarous.
Traumarous by Catbin October 14, 2011
Traumaroused
Traumaroused by Cyberich November 7, 2016
traumaunction
An over-dramatized expression of speech designed to inflict mental anguish on the listeners.
Typically "traumaunction" has a religious connotation and is used as a pejorative to refer to a particularly "hell-fire and brimstone" type of church sermon.
In reformed/protestant circles, "traumaunction" is used as a means to inflict fear of condemnation in order to "drive one back to the cross for more Jesus."
Typically "traumaunction" has a religious connotation and is used as a pejorative to refer to a particularly "hell-fire and brimstone" type of church sermon.
In reformed/protestant circles, "traumaunction" is used as a means to inflict fear of condemnation in order to "drive one back to the cross for more Jesus."
Several people responded to the altar-call Sunday morning following the pastor's passionate traumaunction.
traumaunction by unreformer June 6, 2018
TRAUMAUCKING
If you want to really FEEL IT then I recommend don't think about getting FUCKED as think about TRAUMAUCKING is getting a real good UCKING.
WHEN you get THE GREEN LIGHT the TRAUMAUCKING is going to start as you may say KING TRAUMA UCK.
WHEN you get THE GREEN LIGHT the TRAUMAUCKING is going to start as you may say KING TRAUMA UCK.
TRAUMAUCKING by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY June 15, 2021
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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