Triple Fuck 

Short for "Fuck, Double Fuck, Triple Fuck", a drinking card game for four or more players.

HOW TO PLAY: Start by laying out more face-down cards than there are players. Each player gets to choose a "primary card", which they will hold on to throughout the game. Players place the card face-up in front of them. Reshuffle any extra cards back into the deck.

Choose a designated dealer to keep things less confusing, and give this player the deck. Moving clockwise, the dealer will address "guessers" one at a time.

The guesser will be issued a "secondary card", which will be placed next to (not on top of) the primary card. However, the guesser has the optional choice of guessing the suite of that card before it is placed down. If the guess is correct, all other players (including dealer) are charged one drink (usually a sip) and the guesser gets to discard his secondary cards (giving him only one card for a round).

Furthermore, the secondary card that is placed down becomes the "indicator" card. If any players have a primary or secondary card that matches in suite OR number value, they will take a drink for each match.

If only one of your cards match the secondary card that was just placed down, you take one drink (fuck!). If both match, you take two (double fuck!), but if the guesser correctly guessed the card's suite AND you have two matches, you take three drinks (triple fuck!).

After a round, everyone should have a primary and secondary card. Continue going around, placing new secondary cards on top of old secondary cards.

Players: Primary Cards / Secondary Cards

Riki: As / 5d (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d

After a round of playing, all players have both a primary and secondary card. Riki guesses his next card to be a diamond, and it turns out to be a 9 of spades (9s), which becomes his new secondary card. Anyone with 9s or spades will drink. Riki takes a drink for having a spade (As), Jacob takes one drink for having the spades (2s), and Alex takes one drink for having a 9 (9h).

Riki: As / 2s (dealer)
Eric: 6h / Qc
Jacob: 2s / Jc
Alex: 9h / 3d

Now, Eric guesses, but he noticed that Riki has two spades (As and 2s). Hoping to totally screw Riki over, he guesses spades. The card miraculously turns out to be an 8 of spades!

Riki gets the triple fuck, so he takes three drinks (one because Eric correctly guessed, and one for each suite match). Eric has no matches, so he takes no drinks and also discards his secondary cards for a round because he guessed correctly. Jacob takes two drinks (one for a match, one because of Eric's guess), and Alex takes only one (because of Eric's correct guess.

Triple Fuck by Riki Satoru February 4, 2009

triple mongolian cluster fuck 

like rolling cluster fuck but more aptly used to describe a situation that is *really* messed up.

Oh man, you don't want to get involved in that, that's seriously a triple mongolian clusterfuck.

triple mongolian cluster fuck by dr_spanklebums May 4, 2004

triple layer hickey fuck

The horrendous sexual act that start by the woman sucking on the males foreskin for 16 hours. This breaches the 3 layers of skin, (top foreskin, the cock itself, and underside of the foreskin) creating a hickey on the cock preventing seman from exiting the penis permanently.

P1: Dude how have you been?
P2: It’s been crazy, I can’t jerk off to my aunt because me and your wife did the Triple Layer Hickey Fuck

triple layer hickey fuck by Step Uncle Greg December 1, 2025

Triple Footed Duck Fucked 

When you are working the " three legged duck" while getting Fucked,

When she asked me to come over, I had to hit her with the Triple Footed Duck Fucked, and POOF she went down south for the winter. (

Triple Footed Duck Fucked by Mr&MrsSpitz September 16, 2025

triplefuckyou 

A more scathing form of ‘fuck you’ now commonly used for the 45th President of the United States.

Triplefuckyou, Grabber in Chief, for this infantile wall tantrum you are throwing during the holidays!

triplefuckyou by Dr Bunnygirl December 23, 2018

Triplefuck 

Essentially, worse than Doublefuck.

Man I really triplefucked that test.

That sex with that girl last night, man I triplefucked her ass like she was a cowboy hat.

Triplefuck by Spoony McSpoonSpoon January 6, 2010