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Doublefuck 

Essentially twice as bad as fuck, because its a doublefuck!

Sounds real nasty if said in the right accent, New York stylee works a treat.
"Why did you drink all my cool aid? You complete Doublefuck!!!"

"That’s nice, I wine n dine you and you still wont give out, your such a Doublefuck!!!"

"Listen Doublefuck, if i wanted a cock that small, I’d have asked Bilbo Baggins".

"You cheated on me again!!, you total Doublefuck!!!"
Doublefuck by Galaxian January 4, 2009
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Doubledeckeranton 

Anton Kazimierz, a phenomal youtuber and bus driver, with an impeccable Steven Seagal impression. A proper wholesome Yorkshireman, this man represents the daily endeavours of all UK bus drivers and strives his absolute hardest to shine a light on the true beauty of the TFL bus system, honestly what more could you ask for ?
Person 1: Did you see Doubledeckeranton's new video ?
Person 2: No, who's that ?
Person 1: The greatest youtuber and bus driver to have ever laid foot on this earth

Double Fuck 

When a girl lays between two guys in A bed and get's two dicks in her body at the same time one in the anus and the other in the pussy!
Maci : So girl I heard you had A Double Fuck last night!

Kiersten : Yeah it was so amazing Chad fucked my pussy and Craig fucked my ass then they switched off and I finished it up with A blowjob for each and they gave me a massive cum facial!

Maci : Dam girl I need to get me two boyfriends sounds like fun!

Kiersten : For Sure!
Double Fuck by SlopNChop November 3, 2016

Double fuck 

A compounding of the previous fuck usage.
Fuck, I just spilled that drink. Double fuck, I just emptied the drink trying to stop the spill.

Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

douchefuck 

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
douchefuck by Bill October 12, 2004

douchefuck 

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
douchefuck by KraussMan April 18, 2008
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