Laura the Manager: Right, is there anything else I need to know?
Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.
Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.
Kelly: For fuck's sake
Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Curtis: *scoffs*
Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?
Curtis: No!
Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.
Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.
Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.
Kelly: For fuck's sake
Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Curtis: *scoffs*
Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?
Curtis: No!
Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.
Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
by Superhoodie fangirl March 13, 2011
The term used to describe; Puking, Jizzing and Shitting yourself at the same time. Usually during sex
by Wuderz December 27, 2010
Adam: "I finally got lucky with Deborah last night!"
Peter: "Really? How was it?"
Adam: "It was going great until I tripled myself."
Peter: "Unlucky man."
Peter: "Really? How was it?"
Adam: "It was going great until I tripled myself."
Peter: "Unlucky man."
by The Tripler January 12, 2011
To simultaneously come, puke and shit. Can be extremely embarrassing, but happens to the best of us.
by teddyfuxpin February 23, 2011
The act of having hair removed from your back, your anus, and your scrotum. Otherwise known as a "back, crack, and sack wax."
Gay Ramone and his boyfriend Shawn went to a salon and both got triples. Now they don't have to worry about dingleberries when they have anal sex.
by J Bonz Boi December 11, 2004
John: OMG! I just saw Chris kissing Max! I guess Chris and Adam aren't a couple anymore?
Jane: No, last week they became a triple.
John: Kinky.
Jane: No, last week they became a triple.
John: Kinky.
by Spumoni Face March 13, 2011
by Jake March 05, 2004