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triple by ythfucwudinoit September 27, 2011
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Laura the Manager: Right, is there anything else I need to know?
Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.
Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.
Kelly: For fuck's sake
Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Curtis: *scoffs*
Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?
Curtis: No!
Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.
Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
Nathan: *raises hand* Just before I started my community service, there was an incident with this girl. I picked her up in this dentist's waiting room - like she was having some kind of oral surgery. So we go out. A few drinks, a couple of kebabs, and then it's straight back to her place and start with the shagging. And I've built up a nice rhythm and I'm getting really close to blowing my load, just have her in the pleasure zone. And then BAM! All hell break's loose. I tripled my self.
Laura the Manager: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Nathan: You know, triple. It's when you cum, puke, and shit yourself all at the same time.
Kelly: For fuck's sake
Nathan: Three bodily functions, doing the triple.
Curtis: *scoffs*
Nathan: You're telling me that's never happened to you?
Curtis: No!
Nathan: Anyways, I lied about my name, so she probably doesn't even remember me.
Alisha: I don't think she's ever forgetting you.
Triple by Superhoodie fangirl March 13, 2011
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triple by 123qwe456rgv December 18, 2010
Triple
Adam: "I finally got lucky with Deborah last night!"
Peter: "Really? How was it?"
Adam: "It was going great until I tripled myself."
Peter: "Unlucky man."
Peter: "Really? How was it?"
Adam: "It was going great until I tripled myself."
Peter: "Unlucky man."
Triple by The Tripler January 12, 2011
Triple
To simultaneously come, puke and shit. Can be extremely embarrassing, but happens to the best of us.
Triple by teddyfuxpin February 23, 2011