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Any item or event that causes joy for the beholder. Like a "treat" that a small child would receive only much better.
"Hey would you be able to grab me a coke treaty while you are at the store?"

"My girlfriend gave me a nice blowjob treaty last night in bed"

"Hey Dave, do you have any decent treaties this week? I'll grab a ten pack if you do"
by captain treaty November 27, 2012
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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