treaty 

Any item or event that causes joy for the beholder. Like a "treat" that a small child would receive only much better.

"Hey would you be able to grab me a coke treaty while you are at the store?"

"My girlfriend gave me a nice blowjob treaty last night in bed"

"Hey Dave, do you have any decent treaties this week? I'll grab a ten pack if you do"

treaty by captain treaty November 29, 2012

Treaty 

a formally concluded and ratified agreement between states.

Treaty

Treaty by βεατ September 10, 2022

Treaty of Versailles 

Was an excuse for every country to take the piss out of Germany and to put an end to World War One.
The treaty set certain requirements that Germany had to agree on and accomplish which were completely unfair to Germany but made sure Germany had no real choice but to agree. Germany got fucked over.

Germany: this "Treaty of Versailles" completely sucks!
Everyone: haha your so fucked!

Treaty of Versailles by Steele Blaze February 15, 2009

Treaty of Tordesillas 

Treaty negotiated by the pope in 1494 to resolve the territorial claims of Spain and Portugal.

The Portuguese colonized Brazil under the terms of the Treaty of Tordesillas, a 1494 agreement dividing the Americas between Spain and Portugal.

Treaty of Tordesillas by HistoryNerd94 January 6, 2012

Treaty Of Versailles 

When WW1 was over basically all the countries picked on Germany and made them sign the Treaty Of Versailles, making them take blame for the war.

If they didn't sign it they threatened to send the Allies to invade their country. The Germans felt this was rude because they didn't think the cause of the war was just their fault.
So they got screwed over pretty badly along with being badly in debt (especially to France).
- They lost colonies to other countries.
- Their military army shrunk to 100,000 men, no air force and only 6 battleships.

- They weren't allowed to join with german speaking Austria.
- They had to pay off a lot of debt (later fixed at £6600million), this included paying off with goods, such as letting the French mine coal in the Saarland.
- They weren't allowed to station troops in the Rhineland either.

Basically after WW1 no one liked them and they all decided to pick on them and make them pay for the war, even though they had no money.

Germany: This treaty of versailles is so unfair. It wasn't all our fault.

France, Belgian, America, Britian, Italy....: hahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha.

Treaty Of Versailles by simmorhi April 24, 2011

treaty breaker

When an indigenous female says no anal sex... but you go for it anyways.

Last night I was with jessica. She say'd "not until we're married". So i hit her with the treaty breaker.

treaty breaker by pseudo salomy April 2, 2014

treaty of verdun 

The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within Charlemagne's empire after his death. The treaty stated that his empire be split between three heirs, Lothair the first, Louis the German, and Charles the Bald.

The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within the Carolingian Empire.

treaty of verdun by E.M.V.J.J May 28, 2018