Any item or event that causes joy for the beholder. Like a "treat" that a small child would receive only much better.
"Hey would you be able to grab me a coke treaty while you are at the store?"
"My girlfriend gave me a nice blowjob treaty last night in bed"
"Hey Dave, do you have any decent treaties this week? I'll grab a ten pack if you do"
"My girlfriend gave me a nice blowjob treaty last night in bed"
"Hey Dave, do you have any decent treaties this week? I'll grab a ten pack if you do"
by captain treaty November 29, 2012
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by βεατ September 10, 2022
Get the Treaty mug.Was an excuse for every country to take the piss out of Germany and to put an end to World War One.
The treaty set certain requirements that Germany had to agree on and accomplish which were completely unfair to Germany but made sure Germany had no real choice but to agree. Germany got fucked over.
The treaty set certain requirements that Germany had to agree on and accomplish which were completely unfair to Germany but made sure Germany had no real choice but to agree. Germany got fucked over.
by Steele Blaze February 15, 2009
Get the Treaty of Versailles mug.The Portuguese colonized Brazil under the terms of the Treaty of Tordesillas, a 1494 agreement dividing the Americas between Spain and Portugal.
by HistoryNerd94 January 6, 2012
Get the Treaty of Tordesillas mug.When WW1 was over basically all the countries picked on Germany and made them sign the Treaty Of Versailles, making them take blame for the war.
If they didn't sign it they threatened to send the Allies to invade their country. The Germans felt this was rude because they didn't think the cause of the war was just their fault.
So they got screwed over pretty badly along with being badly in debt (especially to France).
- They lost colonies to other countries.
- Their military army shrunk to 100,000 men, no air force and only 6 battleships.
- They weren't allowed to join with german speaking Austria.
- They had to pay off a lot of debt (later fixed at £6600million), this included paying off with goods, such as letting the French mine coal in the Saarland.
- They weren't allowed to station troops in the Rhineland either.
Basically after WW1 no one liked them and they all decided to pick on them and make them pay for the war, even though they had no money.
If they didn't sign it they threatened to send the Allies to invade their country. The Germans felt this was rude because they didn't think the cause of the war was just their fault.
So they got screwed over pretty badly along with being badly in debt (especially to France).
- They lost colonies to other countries.
- Their military army shrunk to 100,000 men, no air force and only 6 battleships.
- They weren't allowed to join with german speaking Austria.
- They had to pay off a lot of debt (later fixed at £6600million), this included paying off with goods, such as letting the French mine coal in the Saarland.
- They weren't allowed to station troops in the Rhineland either.
Basically after WW1 no one liked them and they all decided to pick on them and make them pay for the war, even though they had no money.
Germany: This treaty of versailles is so unfair. It wasn't all our fault.
France, Belgian, America, Britian, Italy....: hahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha.
France, Belgian, America, Britian, Italy....: hahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha.
by simmorhi April 24, 2011
Get the Treaty Of Versailles mug.Last night I was with jessica. She say'd "not until we're married". So i hit her with the treaty breaker.
by pseudo salomy April 2, 2014
Get the treaty breaker mug.The Treaty of Verdun ended conflict within Charlemagne's empire after his death. The treaty stated that his empire be split between three heirs, Lothair the first, Louis the German, and Charles the Bald.
by E.M.V.J.J May 28, 2018
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