Definitions by E.M.V.J.J

Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

Boston Baptism by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

Kurs 

Kill your(ur) self

Kys got blocked on most social media, kurs isn't

"gay shit"
Kurs

Kurs by E.M.V.J.J March 13, 2022

K ur s 

Kys synonym, "kill yourself". Used to get around social media filters

"Guys check out my new NFT line, Cumming Apes"
"Nobody fucking wants that k ur s"

K ur s by E.M.V.J.J February 7, 2022

Dogas 

(Pronounced: Dough-gas) a variable of "dog ass"

Bro you're going 8 and 32? You're so Dogas

Dogas by E.M.V.J.J May 25, 2021

JRU 

Jing Russel University, hardest party school in the Midwest. Easy to get in to and easy to pass

Guy 1: Dude I just got in to JRU, nice!
Guy 2: yeah dude no shit it's a joke of an application, everyone gets in.

JRU by E.M.V.J.J March 31, 2021

Hoople

A word used to describe a guy who's a bit of a clown from time to time.

Joey Miggins: "Shut up, hoople."

Hoople by E.M.V.J.J February 14, 2020

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition

Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

roasted toasted and buttered by E.M.V.J.J April 2, 2019