M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!

E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years

travelbation by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012

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Travelodge Dodge

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011

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Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

Travelocity by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

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Travelbooty

This is a booty that has traveled all day and needs to be washed.

Funky butt needs to be cleaned.

You have been traveling all day and have travelbooty. You are in need of a shower.

Travelbooty by Ford6969 July 28, 2018

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