travelbob

Gift of receiving a blow-job while driving… ideally suited for long road trips.

Susie surprised me with a travelbob on our recent roadtrip!

by Pirate Bubba November 29, 2024

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

travelon

an involuntary erection induced by the vibrations created by various forms of transport

driving up the M1 motorway I was aware that I was developing a travelon

by negroponti July 2, 2009

travelbation

Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.

M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!

E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years

by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012

Travelodge Dodge

The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.

person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge

by vagster November 27, 2011

Travelocity

The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne

I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.

by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019

Travelbooty

This is a booty that has traveled all day and needs to be washed.

Funky butt needs to be cleaned.

You have been traveling all day and have travelbooty. You are in need of a shower.

by Ford6969 July 28, 2018