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travelbob by Pirate Bubba November 29, 2024
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penis travelogues
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
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travelon
travelon by negroponti July 2, 2009
travelbation
Travelbation is an act of escapism and mental self-gratification, achieved by the imagining, investigation, or planning of a trip or trips.
M: Wow! Tickets to Ulaan Baatar are so cheap right now. You know, at this price, I could actually afford to go, then come back via Tuvalu after driving the Silk Road. Look at these beautiful pictures of all of the aforementioned!
E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years
E: Enough travelbation, you know you won't have more than a week off at a time for the next four years
travelbation by notravelformedicalstudents January 11, 2012
Travelodge Dodge
The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.
person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
Travelodge Dodge by vagster November 27, 2011
Travelocity
The speed at which your bowels will evacuate your body after having travel constipation and returning home to your porcelain throne
I dropped the kids off at the pool with such intense travelocity that it propelled me off the toilet.
Travelocity by RoboSquirrel May 28, 2019
Travelbooty
Travelbooty by Ford6969 July 28, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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