tratto 

Verb: To struggle with indecision to the point that one changes their mind last minute.

He had dinner reservations for his date at an awesome Italian restaurant but he was worried that pasta may make him bloated so he decided to tratto and go with Mexican.

He trattoed on our plans to spend a lovely weekend in Napa and decided on country music shows in Nashville instead.

tratto by SKP9 June 30, 2023

Bingley Tractor 

A Filipino pulling a plough

Dave: Bobby! You cheap fuck.. You can afford a John Deere tractor but your that fucking cheap, you've got a Bingley Tractor

Bingley Tractor by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015

Tattoo it on your ass 

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.

Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!

Tattoo it on your ass by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Trayton

Traytons (Tribus Arboretum), a fairly rare species (Pop. <1000), are often a moderately reserved type of person. They may seem a little generic when you first meet them, as they don’t usually want attention in public.

They often have a few close friends, but that’s about it. Most people are only Traytons’ acquaintances or passing friends, despite being in close contact with him for many years.
Traytons, despite what has been previously stated, do enjoy people, but are usually too shy to make a first interaction, and tend to dislike when people who they’ve just met pry personal questions out of them.
The Trayton regularly enjoys adventure,but generally prefers a small group of family members or friends to go with them, as they tend to distrust their social and problem solving skills.

There isn’t much evidence of Traytons as far as aging goes, due to most of them being born between 1990-2010.

Overall, Traytons are incredibly and meticulously thoughtful, yet sometimes may SEEM immature or overly excited about something they love. However, their emotions are typically well tempered, and it’s difficult to rile them up at all when they are feeling zoned in. It’s a very rare, shy, intelligent breed. However, it’s really only by truly knowing a Trayton that you’ll understand the incalculable complexity of emotions and thought which lies within him.

Guy1: Did you see Trayton?
Guy2: Who’s Trayton?
Guy1: You know, Marcy’s boy?
Guy2: Oh right. He seems nice, I think. He hasn’t talked directly to me ever, but he puts a word in on conversations I’m a part of occasionally at church.
Guy:1 Well he saw the meteor that you saw! He told me to tell you to report it to the American Meteor Society or something like that.

Trayton by IknowaTrayton October 25, 2022

47 traitors 

a term being spread on the internet to describe the 47 senators who signed a letter to Iran apparently intended to undermine the president's efforts at diplomacy

The president is trying to negotiate a deal with Iran to prevent them from getting nuclear weapons, but the letter from the 47 traitors makes America look weak, putting any deal in jeopardy.

47 traitors by Real_American March 17, 2015

twattoo 

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

twattoo by olive man July 3, 2014