Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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mawdoner

Persons originating from the tiny, isolated, obscure, punishingly boring, joyless, inbred, non-community of Mawdesley in the arse end of Lancashire.

A general term for a retarded inbred snob.
We had a look inside but it was obvious that the pub was full of mawdoners. We drove back in to town and found another pub.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
mugGet the Mawdedmug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
mugGet the Mawdedmug.

mawdesley tractor

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.
Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.
by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015
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Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
mugGet the Mawdedmug.

Mawded

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.
We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.
by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016
mugGet the Mawdedmug.