A form of tattoo that makes the victims of it look like total twats. Celtic/barb wire arm bands on men or lower back tattoos on women are fine examples of twattoos.
Look at that guys twattoo, he thinks hes so cool but he looks like a total cock. hahahaha
A tattoo that is inked on a females genitalia, usually with the pubic hair as a beard of a persons face or (if shaved) with the vagina as a mouth or as part of the design of the tattoo
A. A tattoo located on or near your twat. Body art located on or near your twat.
B. An expression for getting hit in the nuts weather by accident or on purpose.
A. 1. Ooo, baby, I love your twattoo. 2. I'm going to the tattooshop to get a twattoo today. 3. The new in craze in tonights News... Twattoos. 4. That artist is twattooing. 5. Did that twattoo hurt?
B. 1. OMG that guy just got twatooed! 2. Ohhhh, damn, twattooed! 3. If my boyfriend biffs it and gets twattooed we won't be able to have sex.