twattoo

The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.

"What is that mark on your face?"

"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"

by olive man July 3, 2014

twattoo

A tattoo that makes everyone who sees it think, "God, what a twat."

"Did you see that twattoo that Jodie Marsh let the readers of Bizarre Magazine choose for her?"

by Alomiakoda July 25, 2007

twattoo

A tattoo on an otherwise ordinary vagina.

She went and got a twattoo today, and it resembles a flower on acid.

by StealthyVex August 9, 2012

Twattoo

A twattoo is a name given to a tattoo that is classless or ghastly, the word twattoo more describes the person who has the tattoo

Hello mate, I see you had a new twattoo done over the weekend, looks hideous

by Apoclamite March 20, 2022

Twattoo

A tattoo on a twat (= most)

Look at that twat with all those twattoos covering his face and body!

by Pencraig November 29, 2018

Twattoo

A tattoo located on or around the twat

Bro I hookup up with this girl last night and she had a sick twattoo.

by Drizzled October 16, 2022

Twattoo

A form of tattoo that makes the victims of it look like total twats. Celtic/barb wire arm bands on men or lower back tattoos on women are fine examples of twattoos.

Look at that guys twattoo, he thinks hes so cool but he looks like a total cock. hahahaha

by Jolyon March 28, 2006