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transpon

Tampons put into men's bathrooms by a state government
I'll be right back, I gotta go use a transpon in the men's bathroom because I'm having my period.
by mooseisloose May 5, 2022
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transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.
I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.
by MomFatale May 20, 2012
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Tribal Transport

The preferred method of transport for Ethnic New Zealanders, usually of Pacific Islander origin. Consists of a vehicle capable of moving the whole family or whanau to and from Church , The Social Welfare Office, Court House or KFC, usually a 7 seater plus vehicle such as a Toyota Emina, Mitsubishi Chariot, Mazda Bongo or Nissan Homy.
1. hey bro, check out the tribal transport is that thingslammed or just full of islanders?

2. oi... junior, get in da tribal transport or i gonna smash you.
by zealist November 9, 2009
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high-transport

When you are high and standing around with in a group of people. Then all of a sudden you realize you all just moved to a different location.

Your positions don't really change but you notice that you moved based on your surroundings.

It only counts if you can't remember the thought process that brought you to where you are.
"Dude weren't we just by that tree?"
"Yeah man we just high-transported"

"I don't remember moving here, we must have high-transported."

"Weren't we just by that white thing? We must have high transported."
by Open Casket April 6, 2010
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Transpondster

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.
Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!
by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005
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Transport Inspector

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.
Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.
by juanchavez November 13, 2010
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Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals
Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others
by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013
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