Transponder 

Theoretical situation where the biological sex of a person can't be immediatly discerned by direct observation.

After watching Pat for a few minutes Winston decided it was a transponder situation.

Transponder by willie weewee January 11, 2022

tampon-transponder 

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

tampon-transponder by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Transgender Derangement Syndrome 

Transgender Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a phenomenon which typically occurs in the minds of those who dislike the existence of those who are transgender. In essence, it is when the subject of transgender people and transgender Culture War politics are brought up despite it having no relevance to the conversation at hand.

This can be most likely attributed to the sufferer's constant paranoia and delusions about a monolithic "Big Trans" entity. Where, similar to many cases of schitzophrenia, they believe that not stopping this entity would mean the destruction of the world and humanity as a whole.

Alice: "Hey, my friend Jake just beat me in an arm wrestle. How can I get back at him?"
Bob: "You can try to lift weights, but ultimately, biologically, men will always be stronger than women. This is why these damn biological males and transgender women should not be allowed in sports and in women's spaces!!"
Alice: "Wow..I never even mentioned trans people though? Are you suffering from Transgender Derangement Syndrome?"

Transgender Derangement Syndrome by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX December 14, 2022

transgendered 

The grammatically incorrect way of saying transgender

Person 1: Are you transgendered?
Person 2: You mean transgender?
Person 1: ...Wait, THAT’S how you say it? Oh.

transgendered by nlolhere July 14, 2020

Transpondster 

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.

Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!

Transpondster by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005

transgendered 

a word that doesn't exist, that is 9 times out of 10 used by a conservative who doesn't realize that transgender is already an adjective, although sometimes used by allies who don't know the terminology either

person 1: oh you're transgendered?
person 2: transgendered isn't a word, but yes I'm trans

transgendered by creepereaperXD October 24, 2019

transgender groundhog day 

The phenomenon of having to come out as transgender to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your gender identity was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

It seems like its Transgender Groundhog Day when I visit my parents.

transgender groundhog day by anonymous June 24, 2021