transpants

Pants designed for the female figure that add the illusion of an engorged penis upon sitting down.

I forgot why I never wear these pants until I sat down, now I remember they're transpants that make me look like I have a girl-boner.

by MomFatale May 20, 2012

Bong Hit Transplant

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

Trannypants

Term of endearment for a transexual or transgender individual. May also refer to wide legged sequin trousers.

Hey trannypants, fancy going on a day trip to London?

by TheKaspersky July 5, 2011

Transplanto

Non-native Texans moving into the greater Austin area by the boatloads.

Frank just had two batches of Transplantos straight out of the San Jose, California area move into his quiet cul de sac.

by Dickedup August 20, 2010

personality transplant

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality

Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Transpondster

The incorrect term used by the character Rachel Greene(Jennifer Aniston) on the television show "Friends" for the job of the character Chandler Bing, a.k.a "Ms. Chnandler Bong" (Matthew Perry). The job has something to do with the WENUS. Which makes Chandler very unhappy.

Ross: What is Chandler Bing's Job?
Rachel: Oh! I know! I know! He's a...a...he's a transpondster!
Monica: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!!!

by Alex Stringer November 9, 2005

fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

by Rick M July 22, 2006