transportation 

Cuban slang for a cheap car.

Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation!

transportation by cocomonkilla March 10, 2009

transportation 

Dropping a tranny off at a seaport.

I engaged in transportation yesterday. The transsexual I ported yesterday was sweet and lovely.

transportation by New Brunswick Station (subchat) April 19, 2006

transportation 

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

transportation by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Transportation Security Administration

Terrorizing Some Americans with pedophile professionals

Transportation Security Administration employs agressive faggots, pederasts or pedophiles, who perceive children as sexual objects for themselves or others

Transportation Security Administration by NO Freedom And Groping January 27, 2013

Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

Transportation Narcolepsy by scooterams July 29, 2008

Transportation Security Administration

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.

The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.

Transportation Security Administration by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

transportation narcolepsy

Getting sleepy or falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.

Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.

transportation narcolepsy by scooterams April 25, 2006