transmutilations 

Mutilations by adult transsexuals done to their own body, by their own volition, with the help of a surgeon. Also mutilations done to children who don't know any better, without parental consent, via teachers' behavioral influence.

Hey, did you hear that you can get your balls chopped off, without telling your parents?
No man, no way, that's one of those "transmutilations"!!

transmutilations by vtology June 5, 2023

transmutilation 

Transmutilationism or Transmutilation is a theory which can be applied both in the areas of social or physical science. In physical science, Transmutilationism refers to a process whereby a matter has undergone a prodigious and fundamental change and transformation in its natural composition and characteristics. Whereby all its natural attributes have been mutilated and in result rendered no longer recognizable or relevant with its original natural state or form. In a social context Transmutilationism refers to mans deviation from the ethically natural and primary state or path of essentialism, to the unnatural and less significant path of material incedintalism.

Transmutilation is when liquid has been transformed in to solid or solid in to liquid.

Transmutilationism is when man has diverted from his natural path of seeking essential necessities in life such as food, shelter etc. and has in its stead embarked upon a path of excessive materialism.

transmutilation by Baron Neville July 7, 2016

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012