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Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Crystal Palace Transmitter 

A phrase used as rhyming slang for anus. Often shortened to simply Crystal Palace.

Crystal Palace Transmitter = Shitter

Mostly in London, particularly south of the river.
Do you take it up the Crystal Palace Transmitter?

Well I’m on the blob so I’ve got no choice right now.

Transethnic 

The state of want to belong to another culture besides your own. For example, you may have dark complexion and distant African roots but, you and your family have lived in Canada for the past 100 years. Not associated with Race.
Hey, can you please not call me a Mexican? My parents and I have lived in Germany our entire lives; I am Transethnic. Just because my last name is of Hispanic origin and I have tan skin, does not make me different from you. Stop being prejudice.
Transethnic by Mr1Gonzalez January 6, 2017

transmetropolitan 

A comic book written by Warren Ellis and pencilled by Darick Robertson. It focuses on the misadeventures of outlaw journalist Spider Jerusalem. He comes out of retirement in order to finish a book deal he signed several years earlier. Unable to write in seclusion while at his home in the mountains, Spider returns to the largest city in America in order to write and scrounge up some money. Unfortunately, his journalist techniques upset pretty much everybody, and he angers the newly elected President - known as The Smiler. The comic was critically acclaimed and also acted as a dark satire of current events. It also coined some great phrases such as "I don't give two tugs of a dead dog's cock."
My parents gave me money to spend on textbooks, but instead I went out and bough a bunch of issues of Transmetropolitan.
transmetropolitan by Flatuloso April 17, 2004

transmessisexual 

People who claim they don’t hate messi, but tweet about him every single second and talk about him when his name wasn’t even mentioned
That guy is a huge transmessisexual
transmessisexual by Jaxson123987 October 11, 2020

Transmed 

Short for transmedicalist. Someone who believe you require some form of gender dysphoria to be transgender. Another word for truscum.
"Are you a tucute or transmed?
Transmed by irl naegg May 7, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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