messi

An Argnetine born football (soccer) player currently playing for FC Barcelona, (alongside Ronaldinho). Do doubt in my mind he's going to be the next Pele/Maradona.

Have you seen Messi play?
Yeah, he's badass.

by elgranargentino May 06, 2006

messi

an experience which is/was incredibly awesome/amazing
something unbelievably good

last night was just too messi

by jmanz101 December 16, 2010

messi

the best soccer player in the world

did you see Messi score? he really is amazing

by spa and October 05, 2022

messi

soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page

sony: how was soccer created?

Sony: soccer was created in china where they play with the enemies heads - yes next page

messi is a koks made for hussien

by Yes next page December 14, 2021

messi

v. To befuddle an opponent in sports or business.

.......................

We are untouchable this year! We are gonna totally messi you up come playoff time.

Sorry? You know you’re the Maple Leafs? Right?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2019

messy messy messy

When a guy orgasms and his gizz gets everywhere; on the person he is with, the bed, etc.

*guy is masterbating in front of his girlfriend and cums* "oh.. messy messy messy, you're going to need a shower..."

by jackamo88 July 17, 2009

Messi

Boateng's Worst Nightmare.

Did you see what Messi just did to Boateng? Unbelievable L.

by #ManCity March 14, 2017