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Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.
Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.
by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008
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The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.
dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.
by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 20, 2011
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Blue and red team based in South East London .πŸ¦… Jordan Ayew to win the ballon’dor - goat πŸ† 🐐 Brighton to get relegated to league 1πŸ‘‡
The boy at school gets bullied for supporting Crystal Palace.
by m__arcus__ February 29, 2020
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Horrible 13 dollar a gallon vodka that may cause blindness and /or psychosis. Prized by teenagers and college freshman alike.
I just drank a gallon of Grey Goose, and pissed out Crystal Palace. Some kid drank it, now he's blind. Sucker.
by SpikeDante May 07, 2007
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Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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A way of telling someone that you are gay.

dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
by mohair March 13, 2008
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