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eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette
On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011

toolette 

a girl whom will constantly torture a man, leading him on, and often confusing him in respect to feelings. cannot be trusted due to her ability to get large amounts of men. often seem very innocent
a toolette is currently breaking my heart.
toolette by aberdouche December 14, 2010

toaletten 

Ett ställe att spela på mobilen i flera timmar när man inte får
"Vad går du då?"
"Jag ska bara på toaletten!"
toaletten by DefChef January 28, 2015

Eau De Toilette 

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?
stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.
Eau De Toilette by lolicakes April 9, 2011