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A Inte is another word for “a dumb hoe” as most people say
Your such an Inte
Inte by Yepthatsmeh July 16, 2020

Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor 

"A Swedish saying that simply means not to use ineffective or inproper methods to solve a problem. For example; a student uses a hammer to cut wood in half." -Brevqvist
A: Why doesn't it work?
B: Tänd inte lampor med tändstickor am I right? You are using the wrong tool dear.

Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar 

A famous Swedish saying meaning to use the right tools for the right task. -Brevqvist
A: Why is my condom always breaking when I'm putting it on?
B: Bär inte paveljonger med glaskranar, you are supposed to use your hands not your scissors.

Jag äter inte glass 

The swedish phrase for "I won't eat ice cream" meaning you're a noob in many ways. Created by Lord Anton Pinét Magnusson.
Jag är ingen pedofil, jag äter inte glass!
(I'm no pedophile, cause i won't eat ice cream!)

Orkar inte 

A swedish phrase that is used when you're too lazy to do something.
- Go and clean your room!
- No, jag orkar inte!
Orkar inte by JL169 March 22, 2019

Har du en dator som du tror att vi har användning för, tveka inte att maila någon arrangör om det

sumone who speaks a foriegn lanhuage who gets pisses off while loosing in counter strike
fuck i got AWPed again!!!