lolicakes's definitions

SR-71

A really good band.. sadly, few people have heard of them.

person1: you know that song.. 1985, by Bowling for Soup?

person2: yeah??

person1: ..SR-71 wrote that.

person2: who's SR-71?

person1: *cries*

by lolicakes December 28, 2010

Yawn

A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.

I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.

FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.

by lolicakes February 20, 2011

Submaratic

A way to describe something sharing the same traits as or being as awesome as, a submarine.

Submarines are submaratic.

by lolicakes April 2, 2011

Cup of dirt

First find a clear plastic cup and a spoon.

Place crushed oreos and gummy worm at the bottom..

now add chocolate pudding (don't mix)... then more oreos..
finally, top it off with another gummy worm.

Ta daaa~ you have delicious dirt in a cup.

Haven't you ever had a cup of dirt before? It's amaztastic.

by lolicakes April 2, 2011

Eau De Toilette

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Emotional orgasm

To experience intensified emotions that include love, need, and wanting close physical contact to satisfy those feelings. Noticeably different then plain lust and attraction. If you indulge in these emotions, without the physical contact or returned love, you will eventually feel empty.

Completely engulfed in her daydreams, she had an emotional orgasm. It felt amaztastic, until reality hit her and she realized she was still alone.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011