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A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!
prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.
by lolicakes December 14, 2010
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Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.
This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!
by lolicakes February 9, 2011
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When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.

20:07 person2: XD

*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL

*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U

*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude

20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.

20:11 Kesha: >:3

20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0

(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
by lolicakes February 26, 2011
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Something that has been changed to reveal its anime form.
*is animefied* ...OMFG.. I'm an anime character!!!!! OwO *starts rambling in Japanese*
by lolicakes September 25, 2010
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First find a clear plastic cup and a spoon.

Place crushed oreos and gummy worm at the bottom..

now add chocolate pudding (don't mix)... then more oreos..
finally, top it off with another gummy worm.

Ta daaa~ you have delicious dirt in a cup.
Haven't you ever had a cup of dirt before? It's amaztastic.
by lolicakes March 17, 2011
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To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!
And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!
by lolicakes March 8, 2011
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When a persons birthday and anniversary exist on the same day.
She spent the morning celebrating her birthday with family, and the afternoon with her boyfriend.

T'was an amaztastic birthiversary indeed!!!
by lolicakes August 11, 2010
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