Definitions by lolicakes

Nerdgasm 

A orgasmic feeling when one sees something so nerdy, they go into a state of bliss. Much like a cat on catnip.

After googling so much Legend of Zelda cosplay, she nerdgasmed for a whole hour and eventually fell asleep.

Nerdgasm by lolicakes June 9, 2011

Emotional orgasm 

To experience intensified emotions that include love, need, and wanting close physical contact to satisfy those feelings. Noticeably different then plain lust and attraction. If you indulge in these emotions, without the physical contact or returned love, you will eventually feel empty.

Completely engulfed in her daydreams, she had an emotional orgasm. It felt amaztastic, until reality hit her and she realized she was still alone.

Emotional orgasm by lolicakes April 22, 2011

Smiley Cookies 

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

Smiley Cookies by lolicakes April 22, 2011

Eau De Toilette 

(Merriam-Webster definition) "a perfumed liquid containing a lower percentage of fragrant oils than is contained in ordinary perfume or eau de parfum —called also toilet water" ...wtf?

stupid person: Do you like my perfume? It's Eau De Toilette.

smart person: Stop sticking your head in the toilet.

Eau De Toilette by lolicakes April 9, 2011

Submaratic

A way to describe something sharing the same traits as or being as awesome as, a submarine.

Submarines are submaratic.

Submaratic by lolicakes April 2, 2011

Cup of dirt 

First find a clear plastic cup and a spoon.

Place crushed oreos and gummy worm at the bottom..

now add chocolate pudding (don't mix)... then more oreos..
finally, top it off with another gummy worm.

Ta daaa~ you have delicious dirt in a cup.

Haven't you ever had a cup of dirt before? It's amaztastic.

Cup of dirt by lolicakes April 2, 2011

Confuzzanoivous 

The state of being confused & puzzled/ paranoid & nervous. Used when one feels so "blah" that they need a new word to describe what they're feeling.

Person1: How are you today?

Person2: Kinda blah..

Person1: Blah?

Person2: I feel confuzzanoivous.

Confuzzanoivous by lolicakes March 28, 2011