lolicakes's definitions

Cup of dirt

First find a clear plastic cup and a spoon.

Place crushed oreos and gummy worm at the bottom..

now add chocolate pudding (don't mix)... then more oreos..
finally, top it off with another gummy worm.

Ta daaa~ you have delicious dirt in a cup.

Haven't you ever had a cup of dirt before? It's amaztastic.

by lolicakes April 2, 2011

Munchlax love

When two people who are noticeably obese, but still adorable.. fall deeply in love. Not to be confused with Snorlax love.

MUNCHLAX used Attract! It's super effective!

random people: awwww Munchlax love..... <3

by lolicakes October 4, 2010

Battletoads

A game soon to be released for the Wii.

Also known as "Fightingfrogs" and "Reptilewars".

The remakes are based off the 1991 game for the NES.

Supposedly Battletoads cost 9000 dollars at Gamestop,

however the rare Mudkip edition is said to cost 'OVER 9000'.

If money is no option and you wanna play the entire series..

there's also the Pedobear edition featuring a cute n' cuddly bear who loves children.

You can make Pedobear do barrel rolls, dance, and other fun stuff in the back of his van.
RESERVE YOUR COPY OF BATTLETOADS TODAY!

prank caller: I'm looking for a game.. do u have Battletoads?
gamestop: ahaha.. fuck you.

by lolicakes December 15, 2010

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010

Vajazzle

To bedazzle your little pink kitten, that pretty little ribbon... your vagina. That's right. Now YOU can sparkle like the famous Edward Cullen. And why stop there? You could even vajazzle your boyfriend! Want to beat Ke$ha at her own game? Forget the glitter, get the jewels, and start vajazzling!!!!

And now here's a review from Jennifer Love Hewitt: "After a break up, a friend of mine um, Swarovski Crystal my precious lady and it uh, shined like a disco ball." ah haaa~ well put, Jennifer.. well put. Those who wish to *ahem* "vajazzle their va-jay-jays" can read more about it, in her book 'The Day I Shot Cupid'.. sounds like a good read to me!!

by lolicakes March 23, 2011

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

Depruzion

Like depression, but feels like boredom. Often caused by lack of socialization.

After staring at the wall for over 20 minutes, I realized I was suffering from some bad depruzion.

by lolicakes October 9, 2010