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table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.
You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

taha touches hahas 

What do you think
You know taha touches hahas
taha touches hahas by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022

The Grass Touchers 

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy
Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers
The Grass Touchers by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022
1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
Touches by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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