touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.

'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)

touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

touchless carwash 

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

touchless carwash by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019

Touchless Carwash 

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

Touchless Carwash by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

toothless sealion 

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

toothless sealion by PYeti March 24, 2023

table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete

She has table touchers

table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021

Toothless 

The jet black Night Fury dragon that appeared alongside main protagonist Hiccup as the deuteragonist in the 2010 movie "How To Train Your Dragon". He is initially aggressive towards Hiccup but becomes friends with him after Hiccup helps Toothless become airborne again, after Toothless' left tail fin was ripped off when Hiccup shot him down.

Noun:

Person: Dude, Toothless is my favorite dragon EVER.

Toothless by SSG1 February 9, 2018

kichen mir en tuchess

NYC Yiddish: Means kiss my ass.

You were rude, kichen mir en tuchess.

kichen mir en tuchess by Murray Haldanish October 1, 2019