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table touchers 

When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side

Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers

Toucheyes 

A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
Don't be such a Toucheyes.

Are you saying that Toucheyes doesn't deserve to live.
Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014

The Grass Touchers 

A group of really sexy men who get so much pussy
Females: Look at all them hotties over there, the must be the Grass Touchers
1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.

2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.

3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!

4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
Touches by DonJuan1 December 19, 2012
The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.
touches by Anonymous September 9, 2003