toucheys
toucheys by BennitAweready February 19, 2023
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table touchers
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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Toucheyes
A person who has a grasp on reality so non-existent that physically being in their presence causes feelings of rage so strong that the strongest sentence one could receive for killing them would be aggravated assault. Even if you wore their skin.
Toucheyes by KD Rockerfeller November 7, 2014
taha touches hahas
taha touches hahas by Piquemnm12 November 5, 2022
The Grass Touchers
The Grass Touchers by Daddy Hadz April 20, 2022
Touches
Any form of gettin it in.
1. I'm trying to go down to my girl's place to get some touches in.
2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.
3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!
4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
2. I got a big game Sunday. I'm going to go to the practice field to get some touches in so I'm ready for tomorrow's game.
3. Let's order some beers and get our touches in tonight!
4. I'm going to Skype my girl and get some virtual touches in.
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