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tostig by Verbiphile March 18, 2009
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Tostito toss
A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.
I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.
Tostito toss by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019
Related Words
tostig • to Stig yourself • tostito • Tostito toss • testigina • testigo • Testigoggles • Testigrabs • Testigravitingleitis • Toftiggen
Testigoggles
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009
testigo
Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!
(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos
(For real they are some dumbasses)
(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos
(For real they are some dumbasses)
testigo by Add me on insta @yk.guzman11 October 30, 2020
Tostin
Lambeme la tostin. Los hombres le gusta comer tostin. Lavate la tostin con javon. I shaved my tostin this morning.
Tostin by Heidy Garcia-Robinson June 17, 2006
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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