tostig

A fat, hairy, ugly son of a bitch.

Guy 1: Did you see the back-shag on that dude?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total tostig.

by Verbiphile March 18, 2009

Tostito toss

A couple comes home after a rowdy night of drinking and are hungry. The woman makes some sloppy left over taco meat nachos. After eating, they head to the bed and the woman begins to blow the man like a pornstar. When the man is about to blow his load, the woman is so drunk, she throws up a hot, sticky mess of taco meat, cheese, and crunchy chip bits all over his manhood.

I was about to blow in her mouth but then I felt something warm and crunchy all over my rod. She gave me old Tostito toss.

by Dick Rivard February 2, 2019

Testigoggles

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.

Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.

by icarus9mm May 31, 2009

tostito

A tortilla chip manufactured by Frito Lay. Comes in Bite Size, Crispy Rounds, Scoops, Restaurant Style, Hint of Lime, Santa Fe, and Gold.

Don't forget to pick up the tostitos for the superbowl.

by Naes February 14, 2005

tostifry

when someone is electricuted and is turned from white to black nig

'o my god that dude jus got tostifry'

by tosty January 3, 2008

testigo

Testigo means witness in spanish

Kayla: Omg éramos testigos miramos todo!

(Omg we were witnesses we saw everything)
Luna: Deberás son unos tontos

(For real they are some dumbasses)

by Add me on insta @yk.guzman11 October 30, 2020

Tostin

Slang for coochie in spanish.

Lambeme la tostin. Los hombres le gusta comer tostin. Lavate la tostin con javon. I shaved my tostin this morning.

by Heidy Garcia-Robinson June 17, 2006