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Testimoney 

n. 1. money given to a paid actor or actress for a court case (or the media run-up to a court case) who upon taking the money, simultaneously or subsequently or concurrently takes on the assigned, paid-for, and scripted role provided to the actor or actress, for whatever ultimate purpose the payee has in mind.

2. A freudian slip by Team Treyvon
Corey B. King
@coreybking

@JeffWeinerOS I still want to know why your newspaper rag did not post the actual transcript of Witness 8's testimoney with Bernie...why?

8:43 PM - 06 Mar 13
Testimoney by Taqiyyologist March 6, 2013

Testigoggles 

The firm placement of one testicle in each eye-socket, in the manner of goggles.
Emily insisted the testigoggles I'd loaned her didn't help her vision in the least, but I knew better.
Testigoggles by icarus9mm May 31, 2009

testipop 

Testipopping is when a adolescent boy's voice jumps or cracks while talking. This is usually seen as an embarrassing thing, as everyone will probably start laughing at you.
Teacher ~ "Class, can anyone tell me what the Chemical formula for water is?"

Boy ~ "<pop>YYeeesss</pop> Miss"
The "yes" part in this sentence is when the boy testipops in his enthusiasm to answer this nerdy question

Everyone laughs as the boy flushes in embarrassment.
testipop by William Tseng March 17, 2008

Testicool 

Bro your balls be lookinpretty testicool.
Testicool by KingGrizzly69 November 29, 2019

Intestinal Testimony 

A gastrointestinal event by which you are made aware of impending disaster, either in the form or noxious flatulence, explosive diarrhea, or the dreaded shart. Intestinal Testimony (IT) presents as loud gurgling noises coming from the region of the abdomen usually below the navel. It is audible to up to fifteen feet away. Not to be confused with an actual fart, with IT there is no expulsion of gas or feces, just the heralding trumpets of the massive toilet turmoil to come.
No, Gary is just giviing Intestinal Testimony to the shit he is about to take. I told him not to eat that much king crab!!

Testicopter 

When one swings his testicles in a circular motion similar to a vertical helicopter blade. Usually performed in front of some audience.
Hey John it's a bit windy in here... No bro, that's just the vortex from my Testicopter.
Testicopter by GetDustin October 28, 2009