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The Italian version of a torta (A really ugly fat bitch who thinks she's hot)

"I was in little Italy and I saw this tortalino eatin a connoli and I questioned life itself"

tortalino by Tommy_frkss September 22, 2016

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Tortatious

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

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totalitourism

Tourism to countries ruled by a dictatorship or other authoritarian regime.

In contrast to the travel ban imposed by the United States toward Cuba, many countries have no restrictions on such totalitourism.

totalitourism by P_Garrett May 3, 2008

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totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

totaling the expenses by jac17 December 9, 2008

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Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

Tortation by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

totalnonstopaction

If your totally nonstoping and you like action, then your totalnonstopaction

omg that guy is so totalnonstopaction

totalnonstopaction by brianthetruthtellerguy March 9, 2008

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Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

Tortling by c_will502 March 13, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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