tortalino

The Italian version of a torta (A really ugly fat bitch who thinks she's hot)

"I was in little Italy and I saw this tortalino eatin a connoli and I questioned life itself"

by Tommy_frkss September 22, 2016

Tortatious

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

totalitourism

Tourism to countries ruled by a dictatorship or other authoritarian regime.

In contrast to the travel ban imposed by the United States toward Cuba, many countries have no restrictions on such totalitourism.

by P_Garrett May 3, 2008

totaling the expenses

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

by jac17 December 9, 2008

Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

totalnonstopaction

If your totally nonstoping and you like action, then your totalnonstopaction

omg that guy is so totalnonstopaction

by brianthetruthtellerguy March 9, 2008

Tortling

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

by c_will502 March 13, 2010