tortalion

adjective - used to describe something the size of a torta.

That fuckling mamafuegle is tortalion.
The tortalion rocket-engineered dildo just went up his ass.

tortalion by m413ac August 22, 2025

Tortatious 

When something someone did may be wrong, or wronging of others... Refer to "Torty"

Man, did you see Josh tyree going on about UK beating Louisville?! He was being soooooo Tortatious!

Tortatious by Shawn D Dawg February 3, 2012

Torcation 

(n) From a kid's point of view, a vacation where you do things that your parents think are educational and fun, but you think and really torture.

Torcation is vacation where you tour museums, walk from historical landmark to historical landmark in sweltering summer heat, eating weird food in far away lands, etc.

Torcation by phatmanparker August 19, 2009

totaling the expenses 

To balance your budget while taking a crap.

Where's Micah..... he must be totaling the expenses again.

totaling the expenses by jac17 December 9, 2008

Tortation 

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

Tortation by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

Nork Tortion

The distance that a womans nipples move apart when she takes her bra off.

Staying as they are being the level of zero and inward movement being a near impossible feat that should provide amazement.

Wow man, that woman is perfect, she has zero nork tortion!

Nork Tortion by Jonny K July 23, 2008

totalnonstopaction 

If your totally nonstoping and you like action, then your totalnonstopaction

omg that guy is so totalnonstopaction

totalnonstopaction by brianthetruthtellerguy March 9, 2008