Tootalina 

When your mom farts unexpectedly.

Omg...melanie. Did u just fart? " no Ryan, it's just a little tootalina."

Tootalina by Jrya March 6, 2011

Thotalina

Thotalina~ a hot hoe.

Damn she’s a thotalina but she’s hot asf too

Thotalina by It’s ya boi James February 21, 2018

totalitariatism 

Misspelled version of the word "totalitarianism" that was spoken by President Donald Trump at his Independence Day event at Mount Rushmore on July 3rd, 2020.

Trump accidentally said "totalitariatism" while his gelled hair flapped in the wind.

totalitariatism by The Poopshitters July 3, 2020

Totalitarian Media Zealots 

An umbrella term describing a growing number of intrusive celebrity gossip blogs,and entertainment news websites. An abbreviated form of term i.e "TMZ" serves as the title for the popular entertainment news site TMZ.com.

A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.

The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.

Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.

Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.

Known totalitarian media zealots:

www.perezhilton.com

www.tmz.com

tabloid magazines

The New York Post

www.eonline.com

Ryan Seacrest

cable news networks

Totalitarian Media Zealots by Define Me! March 21, 2009

toolination

1. When a group of tools swarm together

2. A nest or clan of douchebags plotting world domination

3. A densely populated area of tools

Man, there was so many of them it was totally a toolination...

Toolination central over there...

A complete cult of douchebags plotting world toolination...

toolination by *MoJo* November 13, 2009

Totalihairian 

A political regime or movement that restricts or dictates hair style.

With the recent crackdown on mullets and pony tails, Iran has become a totalihairian State.

Totalihairian by recon cornelius July 13, 2010

Totalitarianism

Domination by a government of all political, social, and economic activities in a nation. Totalitarianism is a phenomenon of the twentieth century: earlier forms of despotism and autocracy lacked the technical capacity to control every aspect of life. The term is applied both to fascist governments (see fascism) and to many forms of communism.

"Totalitarianism is a horrible form of government"

Totalitarianism by jegundead April 21, 2007