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Cow topping
The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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social topping
Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
social topping by pubetown February 25, 2019
story topping
1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
story topping by FishLips June 11, 2007
Eicca Toppinen
Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.
Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.
He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.
Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.
He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.
Eicca Toppinen by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006
Tee Topping
This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.
" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".
Tee Topping by Lazynugz January 20, 2012
muffin-topping
muffin-topping by just_warming_up May 20, 2009
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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