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TopSpin

To receive an instruction and in response, stare blankly and do nothing.

TopSpin is software for NMR Spectroscopy, it is widely known to freeze and give random errors.
Did they finish that task?
No, they did a TopSpin.
by Flare748 January 8, 2024
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Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
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social topping

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
by pubetown February 25, 2019
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story topping

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
by FishLips June 11, 2007
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Eicca Toppinen

Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.
"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"
by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006
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Tee Topping

This refers to the act of pulling the front of your shirt over your head, meanwhile keeping your arms in the sleeves to keep the front torso of your shirt unsoiled during sex. The go to move while having a quickie.
" If I had not been tee topping my shirt when I banged Tammi, it would have looked like I smashed bananas all over the front my shirt".
by Lazynugz January 20, 2012
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muffin-topping

the condition that occurs when your belly fat protrudes over your pants.
Man, he's really packing on the weight lately. Serious case of muffin-topping.
by just_warming_up May 20, 2009
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